GO CAPYBARA! BATTLE!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Capybara Trading Card
Capybaras make formidable warriors. Check this out! http://www.bighugelabs.com/
Impress your friends! How to write "I like capybaras" in six different languages
English: I like capybaras
German: Ich mag Wasserschweine
French: J'aime les capybaras
Arabic: أود خنازير الما
Spanish: Me gusta carpinchos
Portuguese: Eu gosto de capivaras
Have a happybara day!
(If it's nightime, have a happybara night! And if it's dusk, have a happybara dusk! And if it's dawn, have a happybara dawn! And if it's midmorning, have a happybara midmorning! And if it's... Okay, just have a happybara rest of your life.)
German: Ich mag Wasserschweine
French: J'aime les capybaras
Arabic: أود خنازير الما
Spanish: Me gusta carpinchos
Portuguese: Eu gosto de capivaras
Have a happybara day!
(If it's nightime, have a happybara night! And if it's dusk, have a happybara dusk! And if it's dawn, have a happybara dawn! And if it's midmorning, have a happybara midmorning! And if it's... Okay, just have a happybara rest of your life.)
I. Want. A. Capy. Bara.
You do? No problem! Click here to go to a website that offers capybaras. Adopt at your own risk! :)
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Hungrybara? Four ways to serve your freshly cut grass
Hi, capybara lovers! Do you know a capybara who is a very picky eater? Here are four different ways to add twists to freshly cut grass.
1. As a fortifying antioxidant drink
Blend the grass in a blender with some fresh pomegranate seeds. Add some freshly squeezed kiwi juice. Stir. Use as a temporary substitute for average grass or when at the bar with your friends if you want to get your large rodent a non-alcoholic beverage. You are sure to attract attention!
2. On a vegetable tray
Have you ever eaten those vegetables that come on trays with a plate of dressing in the middle? Now you can pass on the pleasure to your herbivore friend! Create a tray just for your capybara. Include corn, grass, mushrooms, and ranch dressing. Give some to your capybara, and be sure to feed it the veggies in smallish bites covered with dressing. Don't forget to give the capy the grass WITH DRESSING otherwise it may get quite angry and stick its nose and mouth in the bowl of dressing. You can then expect a tummyache!
3. Sauteed, salted and spiced with tumeric
Grass is mildly sweet. Why not vary the flavor today? This unique combo provides an exquisite combination of sweet and salty. Ground almonds and shredded shiitake mushrooms add to the excitement even more! This amazing way of serving grass is sure to be a hit at your capy's next birthday party. Why not give the party a lush forest treats theme for instance? Perhaps that's what all your capy's parties are themed already. Never mind!
4.As a delicious candy substance
Dessert time! Has your capybara ever experienced dessert? Now it can! Just serve it a cake of freshly cut grass smothered in honey and yogurt and covered with Rice Crispies! This may just become THE Rice Crispie treat of the moment! Get hip! Get cool! Get capybarafied!
1. As a fortifying antioxidant drink
Blend the grass in a blender with some fresh pomegranate seeds. Add some freshly squeezed kiwi juice. Stir. Use as a temporary substitute for average grass or when at the bar with your friends if you want to get your large rodent a non-alcoholic beverage. You are sure to attract attention!
2. On a vegetable tray
Have you ever eaten those vegetables that come on trays with a plate of dressing in the middle? Now you can pass on the pleasure to your herbivore friend! Create a tray just for your capybara. Include corn, grass, mushrooms, and ranch dressing. Give some to your capybara, and be sure to feed it the veggies in smallish bites covered with dressing. Don't forget to give the capy the grass WITH DRESSING otherwise it may get quite angry and stick its nose and mouth in the bowl of dressing. You can then expect a tummyache!
3. Sauteed, salted and spiced with tumeric
Grass is mildly sweet. Why not vary the flavor today? This unique combo provides an exquisite combination of sweet and salty. Ground almonds and shredded shiitake mushrooms add to the excitement even more! This amazing way of serving grass is sure to be a hit at your capy's next birthday party. Why not give the party a lush forest treats theme for instance? Perhaps that's what all your capy's parties are themed already. Never mind!
4.As a delicious candy substance
Dessert time! Has your capybara ever experienced dessert? Now it can! Just serve it a cake of freshly cut grass smothered in honey and yogurt and covered with Rice Crispies! This may just become THE Rice Crispie treat of the moment! Get hip! Get cool! Get capybarafied!
Capy...WHAT?
A Capybara is the world's largest rodent. It lives in many different places, including Arizona. This animal can become very friendly toward humans if raised in captivity. It weighs about a hundred pounds and can run as fast as a horse. This website has been created for capybara addicts like myself who just can't get enough capybara (no, not eating it)!
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