Hungrybara? Four ways to serve your freshly cut grass

Hi, capybara lovers! Do you know a capybara who is a very picky eater? Here are four different ways to add twists to freshly cut grass.

1. As a fortifying antioxidant drink
Blend the grass in a blender with some fresh pomegranate seeds. Add some freshly squeezed kiwi juice. Stir. Use as a temporary substitute for average grass or when at the bar with your friends if you want to get your large rodent a non-alcoholic beverage. You are sure to attract attention!

2. On a vegetable tray
Have you ever eaten those vegetables that come on trays with a plate of dressing in the middle? Now you can pass on the pleasure to your herbivore friend! Create a tray just for your capybara. Include corn, grass, mushrooms, and ranch dressing. Give some to your capybara, and be sure to feed it the veggies in smallish bites covered with dressing. Don't forget to give the capy the grass WITH DRESSING otherwise it may get quite angry and stick its nose and mouth in the bowl of dressing. You can then expect a tummyache!

3. Sauteed, salted and spiced with tumeric
Grass is mildly sweet. Why not vary the flavor today? This unique combo provides an exquisite combination of sweet and salty. Ground almonds and shredded shiitake mushrooms add to the excitement even more! This amazing way of serving grass is sure to be a hit at your capy's next birthday party. Why not give the party a lush forest treats theme for instance? Perhaps that's what all your capy's parties are themed already. Never mind!

4.As a delicious candy substance
Dessert time! Has your capybara ever experienced dessert? Now it can! Just serve it a cake of freshly cut grass smothered in honey and yogurt and covered with Rice Crispies! This may just become THE Rice Crispie treat of the moment! Get hip! Get cool! Get capybarafied!